“The oyster that I purchased looked really inviting. When it was warm enough I just slipped it right in and started pumping.”
Everything went well for the man at first: “The oyster that I bought was quite big, so I was able to penetrate it quite deeply.”
The injured man hopes that his story will act as a warning to any other men curious about s8x with shellfish: “While I will admit it felt pretty good, the risk of losing your penis is just not worth it. If I’d been a bit smarter, I would’ve taken the oyster out of the shell first.”
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